Two Ninjas Walk Into a Bar

I watched The Bourne Ultimatum the other day and ... well, I really got into it.  So much, I wanted to enter "the program."  By nature, everyday, I'm constantly analyzing situations, and collecting intelligence.  Whether this guy knows I'm watching his every move, or whether that girl believes I'm really Jason Borne.  Or perhaps,  if I can execute a full on CQC (Close Quarter Combat) with this guy and stuff his unconscious body in a bathroom stall without anyone knowing it was me, or not.  I'm a natural.  Just like that guy in Spy Game, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, or even Solid Snake himself.

But, alas, I digress.  The reality is that I would need years of training in both intelligence and combat to be anything remotely close to what I want.  If I had the opportunity, I would work as an assassin for a mercenary group, like in, Wanted.

I also wouldn't mind working for the C.I.A.  There are quite a few jobs that sound really interesting.