L.I.D.
I think'd be cool to be on the radio, but I work 8-5 M-F like most schmoes who are full-time to pay for the necessities of life. Take food for example, most of us need to eat their 3 square meals per day. In America, some eat about 6 meals per day. I, however, am scraping by at 2. In fact, I recommend my new diet.
It's no secret. You can read about it here, here,hear and herre. There is so many articles and statistics about American obesity, it's no wonder diet books are so lucrative. Well, to help with this epidemic (and my pocketbook) I've come up with a guaranteed diet plan. My diet system targets the source of the problem.
Because the United States trails Luxembourg and Norway in it's Per Capita Income (PCI). So, if we put two-and-two together, it's simple to see that we, as a nation, are obese because we make money too much money.
To solve this national epedimic, we need to reduce this problem. The solution is called the Low Income Diet and it's premise is simple:
Send me your excess money and I'll keep it for you. This will serve to both decrease your disposable income and force you to eat the meager foods someone of a lower income would eat. Foods such as Ramen, PB&J Sammiches, pasta, canned chili, ramen and if your cheating, you can eat at Micky D's once a month.
By entrusting me with your money, you're income will drop and so will the pounds! It's guaranteed to work and if it doesn't you can ask for a full refund.
It's no secret. You can read about it here, here,hear and herre. There is so many articles and statistics about American obesity, it's no wonder diet books are so lucrative. Well, to help with this epidemic (and my pocketbook) I've come up with a guaranteed diet plan. My diet system targets the source of the problem.
Because the United States trails Luxembourg and Norway in it's Per Capita Income (PCI). So, if we put two-and-two together, it's simple to see that we, as a nation, are obese because we make money too much money.
To solve this national epedimic, we need to reduce this problem. The solution is called the Low Income Diet and it's premise is simple:
Send me your excess money and I'll keep it for you. This will serve to both decrease your disposable income and force you to eat the meager foods someone of a lower income would eat. Foods such as Ramen, PB&J Sammiches, pasta, canned chili, ramen and if your cheating, you can eat at Micky D's once a month.
By entrusting me with your money, you're income will drop and so will the pounds! It's guaranteed to work and if it doesn't you can ask for a full refund.
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