Mannequins

I want a mannequin.  Not one of those clear torso pieces or those hourglass shaped lumps, but a tall, full, two-armed, two-legged complete  mannequin.  One that I can dress, decorate and simply show off (of course it'd have to be female.).  Sound gay?

Think about it, how cool would it be to have a mannequin sitting in the corner of your room, on a chair or bench dressed in some really hot clothes for a sweet party.  You could throw a grass skirt on her and call it a luau.  Give her a beer, a top-hat and a cane, dress her in white throw on a cup and you've got the BEST center/conversation piece.  It's like having the larggest action figure, what fun!

You would be looked apon as an artsy type, even though she's sitting next to a bottle of beer.  Posable fun with mannequins.  Playing chess, reading a book, HELL take her with you on the freeway and you could have instant access to the carpool lane.

I think it'd be great to have a center piece of about 7 or 8 mannequins just lounging on a LoveSac, expressionless and still.  It'd be amazing.